Artist: MC Paul Barman
Album:  (((echo chamber)))
Song:   (((oh snap)))
Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com, MC Paul Barman

[MC Paul Barman]
One, two...
I said, "You rock" to a mom in a rocking chair
And she got the runs, and I don't mean a stocking tear...

A woman in the elevator asked my son how long he'd been livin
He held up three fingers, but it was inside his mitten...
Her self-hate's got a shelf date, well wait –
I'm not just a hot guy
I do what I have to do to not die
We only touch when there's no more room in bed
Last time I saw your twat, it brought a human head
Let's get extravagant and sex have again
Oh snap, after I snowcapped her whole lap
She gave me a... {*clap, clap, clap, clap*}
((("Oh snap~!"))) <- Biz Markie