Artist: MC Lars Album: This Gigantic Robot Kills Song: White Kids Aren't Hyphy Typed by: @mc_lars (Horris Records) Chorus: I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track White kids aren't hyphy! Got kicked out of Slim's like a week ago For crumping in the front row at the Anticon show And everyone I know says I'm taking my chances Cruising through Oakland bumping Sage Francis San Jose rappers say they don't want to hear Angry emo raps by Eyedea and Atmosphere The hippies out in Berkeley tell me I should stop Ghost riding my Volvo wearing Birkenstocks So I took my Dad's Lexus into town for a spin Surprised him back at home with some 18-inch rims Up at Live 105 jumping on Aaron's desk "Stop playing Mickey Avalon! His concepts are a mess!" Traxamillion did this beat, now he's calling on the phone Drank too much Hyphy Juice, then I got a kidney stone The Bay has come back with a brand new sound But it's so hard to be retarded, guess I'll never be down Chorus: I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track White kids aren't hyphy! I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike Wish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the raps White kids aren't hyphy! Showed up at the side-show but they laughed at me Tried to ghost ride my whip but I hit a tree And I can't yoke my Volvo on five bucks a gallon Didn't have any thizz so I popped a Valium, because That's how we roll when we're in the Bay Area The rippers ride the Yellow Bus we bring the mass hysteria I'm up in the club in my brand new stunnas Had a seizure form the strobes so my moves got dumber Keak da Sneak looked at me and said, "Yo this kid can dance!" I was keeping it so treal that I split my baggy pants Then I got up on the mic all def/deaf dumb and hyphy From Richmond to Vallejo rappers want to be just like me E-40?s in his scraper with his brand new slumper I'm chillin' with Bubb Rubb in the tricked out Hummer The kids yell "Yee!" the whistles go "Whoo!" Don't know what I just said on this verse, do you? Chorus: I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish these rappers liked me Wish they weren't on Myspace always typing "Bite me!" Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I lack the attack White kids aren't hyphy! I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not your average white g Catch me in the Source with five mics? That's unlikely Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack like Iraq White kids aren't hyphy! Check out this dance move, it's the new hyphy style You just throw your arms and legs around like you just got electrocuted It's the new hyphy style. Let's get it twisted! Easy man! You just kicked my girlfriend in the face! She's bleeding everywhere! Come on man… Dude, you come on! I'm just keeping it treal! Chorus: I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm wack on the track White kids aren't hyphy! I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike Wish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the raps White kids aren't hyphy! Shout outs to the whole Bay Area! What we used to call Marine World Dr. Comics and Mr. Games Stanford University – charging too much for a liberal arts education Silicon Valley, thanks for inventing the Internet The Oakland A's – please don't move to Fremont I'll be rocking that hat with even less allegiance YadidI'msayin?