Artist: mc chris and The Lee Majors
Album:  The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition
Song:   The Shit That Reeks
Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash

[Intro]
Look at those guys, you're a wanderer!
Now I'm a wanderer Joey, you can't be a wanderer after graduation
I'm thinking about the future, Joey!
I'll be a Fordham Baldie
Wait and see the Baldies got it made
(Heeeeeeeey-yo - heeeeeeeey-yo)

[mc chris]
One, two, kick it, maestro
Name is mc chris and yo I must confess
If you find me at the beach yo man I'm always finely dressed
Got my low ride Chucks, holy possibly arrestin
If you get me on the dancefloor then you'll be impressed
Cause I am, the one you like
and I got the flavor that flows
If you kick it in the front mc'll kick it in the back
and I'll even help you pick your nose - God damn
So, if your ass get interested and you'd like to take a peek
Just check me out like a book-it book
Mine is the shit that reeks, that is a fools mind
Mine is the shit that reeks, cause a weak mind is the shit that reeks
Mine is the shit that reeks

[Interlude]
(Heeeeeeeey-yo - heeeeeeeey-yo)
That's right everybody mc chris is goin
Chillin out in Manhattan
He's kickin it live 24 hours a night and day
You come and check him out ladies

[Outro]
Time to make the fuckin doughnuts~!
I hate this fuckin job