Artist: mc chris and The Lee Majors Album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition Song: mc chris Attax Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash {*car crash and glass flying everywhere*} Woo yeah Woo yeah Go mc {*11X*} [mc chris] It's mc chris I'm twice as wide As a kid whose tall enough to ride the rides I be in your files like the FBI So my shit quick and slick like slip and slide That means I'm fat not with a P-H But with a pound of bacon and a basket of eggs You're whack so no matter how you bake I be chillin on the mics and you be lyin in your grave [mc chris] It's mc chris, I'm scared I'm frightened And all my cliff notes I'm highlightin I'm in a blue font and the piranhas are brightened If I am a puppet I wish the strings tightened But that's all right I got my ray gun and jet pack To all the blood suckers got my AK so get back Where you came from? I won't mind My name is mc chris, now's the time to press rewind [Interlude] Yeah so like I made rap song It's not that wrong is it? mc chris is so fly, mc chris is the best mc chris is a super rapper, he's a super rapper (#1) [mc chris] Kick it Macy's Day, please press play It's more like Halloween than independence day My phaser on stun and I'm on the nod I said I killed Godzilla and now here comes his son and his reptilian daughter and I'll never be odder But I blow them all away like I was the Godfather I take over the school like I was Mr. Kotter And I did it my way, just like a punk rocker [Outro] Ready for system check (system check ready 10-4) Seat belts (seat belts check) Turbo boosters (turbo boosters check) Deflector shields (deflector shields check) Activate hyper space (hyper space activated)