Artist: mc chris Album: mc chris Is Dead Song: Magic Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris as Kyle XY] Hello and welcome to the under... {SSSHHHHH!} Sorry, sorry, sorry Hello and welcome to the Underground This is Darth Kyle, my new name is Kyle XY because that's the program I miss most in this brand new zombie apocalypse (May The Force be with you) We've been living three months, um, basically on our wits But we're running out of food, we've begun to hunt but animals have become scarce Uhh, it may be time to move to the Forbidden Lands (May The Force be with you) We're gonna go around in a circle and just say our name and say how the zombie apocalypse has affected us and what summer movie we are looking forward to the most (May The Force be with you) [First Mimsy] Hey um, I was uh, formerly IG-89 and then I was Sawyer's Gun Stash and now I am The First Mimsy And... (May The Force be with you) {SSSHHHH} Okay, go ahead) Okay, it's been rough I've got to admit it's been pretty hard Umm my mother, God rest her soul, was eaten by zombies My brother was eaten by zombies My father was eaten by zombies they're still living at the house and I have not been able to get my Legend of the Overfiend DVDs out of my room (May The Force be with you) Now, I ordered that on Amazon and it cost me $175 I haven't been able to masturbate to it and its been something I've been wanting to masturbate to since I was 16 and I first saw it, I'm pissed (May The Force be with you) [mc chris] That's tough, that's tough [R.Stevil] Wait, Legend of the Overfiend? [1st Mims] Legend of the Overfiend [R.Stevil] Just get La Blue Girl, La Blue Girl's better [1st Mims] I don't care, I'd rather wath the thing that I ordered (May The Force be with you) [Mr. Shark] I am uhh Jimmy, airquotes, The Zombie, Stewart Uhh my new name is uhh Mr. Shark (May The Force be with you, may the The Force be with me) {SSSHHHH} (You seriously have to lower your voice) (We're gonna die if they hear you) [Mr. Shark] I don't... stipulate, I'm stipulating I want to call this the alleged zombie apocalypse I still don't think that zombies exist Uhh y'know it's impossible, it's against the laws of all logic and science ("we see them everyday") You see zombies like you see the two women looking at each other whereas it's really just a picture of a vase, and no zombies (I know what you're talking about) And I'm looking forward to the new Indiana Jones movie to verify my latest correct theory that the crystal skull of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was in fact, the skull of Jar Jar Binks The Gungan from the movie Battlestar Galactica (May The Force be with you) {"That was Phantom Menace"} [Resident Stevil] I'm formerly Jackie the Hut, and Roland of Cilliad (May The Force be with you) My new nickname is, Resident Stevil (May The Force be with you) I think this has been hard on all of us The hardest thing was going back to my home to try to get supplies and finding my God damn lying, cheating wife and her fuck buddy, and they were both zombies But they were still fucking wailing on each other they were just 69ing, in my bed My 1,600 dollar (that's an expensive bed) sleep piecee (Tempurpedic?) Tempurpedic, nice bed Fucking whore, fucking zombie shit juice all over her It was disgusting. I got to really tear them apart with the lawn mower (May The Force be with you) Alleged zombie, alleged zombie, yes) And I'm really looking forward to The Mummy 3 Even though I thought the first two movies and The Scorpion King were both the fuckin worst movies I've ever seen in my life (May The Force be with you) [Darth of the Dead] My name is uhh You guys might know me as Darth Chh Chha Dootico or Darth Chh Chaa Gracie Now I'm known as Darth of the Dead (May The Force be with you) {SSSHHHH!} The apocalypse has been very hard on me I spent the first 3 weeks of the apocalypse by myself trapped inside of a shopping mall specifically the back room of a Spencer's Gifts All I was able to subsist on was edible underwear but I did find out, if you guys never heard of zombies do not like fart spray, it wards them off {Oh shit~!} I have to say that I'm very excited about the Dark Knight movie I'm hoping that if any good comes out of this zombie apocalypse Hopefully Heath Ledger might rise from his grave and reprise his role as The Joker in future Batman movies (Too soon!) Too soon? (May The Force be with you) [When in Romero] My name was Greedo 1977 {SHHHHH!!!!} {You'll kill us} And uhh, and then it was Basement Safe And now it's When in Romero (May The Force be with you) (can you lower your voice) (lower your voice they'll kill us!) I was very... [mc chris] Hey I hear you guys up there! {SSSSHHHHH!} [mc chris] Hey, hey you guys! {Hey, hey it's mc chris? He looks like a zombie! A zombie!) [mc chris] Throw down a rope ladder, let me climb up there I wanna eat your brains! {You got blood coming out of your eyes!} {You want to eat our brains??} Yeah, please! {Then no, why would we let you do that?'} {That's ridiculous, furthermore I, I still} {That's a really fucked thing to ask us to do} [mc chris] Guys, just throw down the rope ladder Let me come on up there, itsounds like you're having fun {No way, it's ridiculous you even ask us to do it} {Why would we even do that? It makes no sense} [mc chris] Let me have some of your sodas, some of your beans Oh and I wanna eat your head, I can't, I can't (Oh, now there you go, now we're not gonna let you up) [mc chris] I don't know, pretense, I'm no good with it I just wanna get up there {We were close to letting you up, we were close} but we're not letting you up cause you're gonna eat our brains (Look, what do you think Ironman is gonna be like?} {You think it's gonna be good? Yeahhh baby} [mc chris] Well, I'm pretty excited about it because Samuel L. Jackson is gonna play Nick Fury in both Incredible Hulk and the Ironman movie which kind of opens up a, just a Pandora's box of what could be in the Marvel universe {Forget this, you know what this isn't even worth} {having a conversation about, I got some Salvia} {Let's smoke up some Salvia gang} Guys c'mon lemme smoke some of that Salvia with ya! {Whooa! You don't even know!} {*all excited and shouting*} Ahh it sounds like so much fun Guys c'mon, lemme up there, lemme up there {That, that, that is the most 15 most intense seconds ever} {Hey, how did you rise from the grave} I don't know, magic? {In a world where there is magic, I also have magic} {And I banish you to Hell, demonspawn!} Nooooooooooooooo {Alright let's smoke some more Salvia everybody} {Whoaaaaaaaa! Salvia, that was a great toke}