Artist: mc chris Album: Dungeon Master of Ceremonies Song: Smackababy (Skit) Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [some hick] Ranch dressing Thank you, thank you sir, you are... Thank you, very kind {*mc chris whistling*} [some hick] You are mc chris!! [mc chris] Uh no, no [some hick] I got all yo' cassette tapes [mc chris] I... I'm not mc chris, he's dead [some hick] mc chris I got all yo' cassette tapes [mc chris] I never put out cassette tapes, and he's dead [some hick] I got, heah! (And uhh, I can't stay) I gots, I got a, I got a song idea for you (I gotta go, I'm in a hurry) I got a song (I gotta uhh, I just gotta lea..) It's about... it's about babies~! [mc chris] I'm act.. I'm actually in a hurry [some hick] It's alled "Smackababy" [mc chris] It's a very, interesting, title [some hick] Hang on, hang on, hang on [mc chris] I'm in a hurry, I just.. okay [some hick] Hold tight sir, I need to get in tune [mc chris] Alright - is this gonna take a long... [some hick] Close enough, close enough [mc chris] Okay, good, alright [some hick] Smack... smackababy! Sackababy, make me go crazy Smackababy... You cry and I die, smackababy, smackababy You cry... you cry and I You suck, you, you look like You sound like a little cocker sp-aniel Gon' taste of my smack Daniel Smackababy, smackababy *guitar still playing* [mc chris] Is that it? is that it? That was great (Thank you! God bless you sir) I love it, that was amazing, very impressed (God bless you) Here's some change [some hick] God bless you mc chris [mc chris] I'm not mc chris he's dead {*whistling as he walks away*}