Artist: mc chris Album: Dungeon Master of Ceremonies Song: Twelve Sided Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Outta my way [Reporter] Beautiful night out here on the red carpet [mc chris] Motherfucker outta my way! [Reporter] MC, MC, come on over here! [mc chris] Who the fuck are you? I don't know you! [Reporter] how you doin? my name's Joe Garden from television [mc chris] Fuck you, Joe Garden I don't know you from shit! [Reporter] MC you got a new record coming out called "Drinking Blunts & Smoking Forties" [mc chris] "Drinkin' Blunts & Smokin' 40's" I won't talk about shit Get the fuck outta my face! [Reporter] Ok... and your new single "Smackababy," endorsing infant [mc chris] "Smackababy!" Make me go crazy! Smack that shit! [Reporter] Alright and moving on, who are you wearing tonight you look fantastic! [mc chris] Fuck Youse who I'm wearing bitch you need to get the fuck outta my way! Where the fuck is the fuckin craft service? [Reporter] MC one last question, how did you come up with the name mc Chris? [mc chris] Fuck you's how I came up with it What the fuck are you talk... who the fuck? Where did you come from you son of a bitch? {Yo! Which one of you motherfuckers is MC Chris?} {Yeah motherfuckers!} [mc chris] Who wants to know? {Yo we do! We got a message for you from Reggie!} [mc chris] Reggie? What's it say? {He wanna say somethin like +THIS!!!+} {*machine gun fire*} [Killers] {Yeah yeah yeah yeah} {Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah die bitch} {Yeah yeah motherfucker} {Yeah yeah motherfuckin dead} {Yo you're fuckin dead yo} {Yeah yeah yo you see that paparazzo} {Yeah paparazzo} {We killed your king} {Deal yeah we killed your king} {We killed your king all you fuckin nerdy-ass bitches} {We just made you twelve sided die mothfucker} {Yo check out I'm wearing your fuckin face} {Rapzilla's wearin your face mc chris} {I'm getting my picture taken with your face on man} {I'm takin his picture with your face on} {Yeah yeah yeah oh shit} {I'm takin his picture with my my camera phone} {I'm wiping my ass with your motherfuckin ass ain't that a bitch} {Where's your jet pack now motherfucker} {I'm wiping my ass with your ass bitch} {Where's your jet pack now?} {*machine gun fire*} {Be our MySpace friend motherfucker} {Cracked out} {Everybody who used to be motherfuckin mc chris' MySpace friend} {Be our MySpace friend} {be our MySpace friend yo} {Yo CrackedOutHipHop.com} {Yeah join that shit bitch} {Check out our videos and our songs better than this dead motherfucker}