Artist: mc chris Album: Eating's Not Cheating Song: Yacht Birds Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Is she dope, yep, ass in full effect She walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep Thinkin they can step, their hands go up with sweat But she be down with me since +Fett's Vette+ (jets, jets) She's a hard drinka, a lollypop licker A pistol packing mama got me posed like a thinker She gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas She call the shot and the shot be cunnilingus She heavensent on the X-Box playing Halo Wish that she would clean my pipes like she was Draino Wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapeņos I feel like the kid, that wants to eat his Play-Doh You shouldn't cause it should be bad for your health Take one look at her and you be screamin for help Or call up the police say put me in a cell I can't resist this dish I'm under Emily's spell If you couldn't already tell I love every iota Yoda should have told me she was off to South Dakota One more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch [Chorus] Only thing I love more than herb is the bird But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd Ever been left behind, let me hear you say word [mc chris] She's a go getter dressed in a sweater We watched _Black Hawk Down_ together Her name's Heather, there's no better Didn't wan't her to go, but I had to let her Remember hot weather, there I first met her Ellen was saying we should so get together Miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, can't belive she showed up Scholios chick, one fake tit Always bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp Always talkin shit, always beggin to kiss Cause you can't resist the lips of an mc chris We only had a month to hump it was rough She was the first one that brought over a tooth brush She missed home, horses in the barn Life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm Just one bird that got away Keep up to date by checkin her LJ On my birthday she bought me Chucks Not only does it blow it totally sucks [Chorus] [mc chris] Her name was L.B., she was an actress I filled up her spaces like madlibs Way above average she was just a sad kid So I couldn't help but give the girl my address She live in Texas like to get messed up Like to tease the boys so she always got dressed up Like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stop She was top notch and her bod was the best part Fan of mine summertime droppin me a line Sounded kinda cute couldn't help but reply Chillin in her pool squintin at the sky Cell phone rings mc says high So we're talking everyday, flirtin up a storm Plans a road trip I say word is born And my mind's set on porn, and I think I'm gonna score I get down on all fours start scrubbin all the floors Then I get all nervous that an accident is imminent Never have a chance to relax and get intimate Arrives at my drive, I sigh, get all shy So we all get all high walk down little 5 Do a shot buy some pot, take a seat on the street She's cute and she's nice and she's hot and she's sweet And she makes the first move cause I'm set on defeat Then I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams And she just leaves, and I'm kinda relieved No OD's VD's hearts on my sleeve Not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave Once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me - what? [Chorus]