Artist: mc chris Album: Apple Tummy Song: Punk Rock Academy Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee when a thought popped into my brain (what was it?) If all of us hated high school so much why was nothing ever changed? (F'real) So I called Brian up, with my plan that's red hot It was a private institution in the name of punk rock We got some government funding and our own private road And a 666 for our radio snow code [Chorus One] I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended, the punk rock academy I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended the punk, rock, acade-my!! (F'real) [mc chris] Chris Jensen's teaching science and he's still running mountain We fired the guy from bad religion cause he sold punk rock out and we'll give the dirty punks a dip & get rid of all their fleas And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC [Chorus Two] I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended, the punk rock academy I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended the punk I attended the punk rock academy and no one made fun of me! [Interlude] Yeah~!! This is the solo, uh-oh uh-oh Shake what'cha momma gave ya (what? what?) Shake what'cha momma gave ya (I will not!) The punk rock academy Where all the students, they're diagnosed with ADD Take me home tonight I don't wanna let you go 'til the feeling's right Take me home tonight I don't wanna let you gooooo [mc chris] We'll import a token jock and then we'll kick his token ass And there will never ever be a physical education class Think about it you'll agree, it's the bizzity bizzity bomb And maybe we can get Esock to play the senior prom! [Chorus Two]