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Artist: The Lonely Island
Album: Turtleneck & Chain
Song: We're Back!
Typed by: firstname.lastname@example.org
Aiyyo, new Lonely Island!
2011, let's get 'em, Kiv!
Aiyyo, my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin at me like, "You f'real dude?"
Aiyyo, hold up, hold up! We gotta come harder than that
Yo, tell 'em Andy!
I think there might be somethin wrong with my dick
It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't fill a rubber
Aiyyo, c'mon man! This is Lonely Island!
People are countin on us, I gotta run on these motherfuckers myself
Aiyyo, I think I broke my dick in the sink
It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin rugby
Hold up! Hold up! This is serious
Kiv, let 'em know!
Yo, f'real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Everytime I take a piss, it smells just like shit
Ha ha, yeah~! That's what I'm talkin 'bout
Andy, show 'em how it's done!
My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
Smashed-in like my balls went and stepped on a rake
Lonely Island! Grammy-nominated!
YEAAAAH, hit 'em again!
Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a 8-year old girl before the doctor found my dick
We make too much money for this shit! Murder music!
I shit the bed, 'cause my dick played a prank on my butt
Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up
Suppository music! Whatchy'all know about incontinence?
I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion
It wasn't from the sex, it was a blood transfusion
WHAT?! Motherfucker got HORSE blood! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?!!
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield lickin Marmaduke's nuts
WHOO!! I would like to see that!! This that Garfield sex music!
Now y'all just showin off! Preach!
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
Every other week, I swing by and bring him some lunch
OHHHH~! Now that just sounds nice! I'ma call it right there!
Game OVER, motherfuckers! Lonely Island!
We started this fake rap shit!! THE WORLD NEEDS US!!!