Artist: LL Cool J Album: Bigger and Deffer Song: I'm Bad Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash (Calling all cars, calling all cars...) (Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples) (Wearing a black kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers) (Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east) (Alias L.L. Cool J) (He's bad...) Aaaahhhhhhhhhh... No rapper can rap quite like I can I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand Not the last Mafioso I'm a MC cop Make you say "Go LL," and do the wop If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I bet Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet Trendsetter I'm better my rhymes are good I got a gold name plate that says I wish you would And when rap begin then I gotta join in and Before my rhyme is over, you know I'ma win Cool J has arrived so you better make way Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don't play! Slaughter competition, that's my hobby and job I don't wear a disguise because I don't owe the mob Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped So many girls on my jock, I think my phone is tapped I'm bad (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J) (C C C C Cool J J) (Cool J) (C C C C C C C Cool J J J J J) I'm like Tyson, icin' I'm a soldier at war I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more Got concrete rhymes, been rappin' for ten years and Even when I'm braggin, I'm bein' sincere! MC's can't win I make 'em rust like tin They call me Jaws, my hat is like a shark's fin Because I'm bad as can be, got my voice on wax Some brothers think he's making records now he must have relaxed I couldn't, I shouldn't, and it'll stay that way The best rapper you've heard, is LL Cool J Kamikaze take a look at what I've done Used to rock in my basement now I'm number one And can happen on time, never standin' on line You wanna try me first? You better learn how to rhyme I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme And I'm notorious; I'll crush you like a jelly bean! I'm bad I eliminate punks, cut 'em up in chunks You were souped, you heard me, and your ego shrunk I'm devastating I'm so good it's a shame Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane I'm as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull I enjoy what I'm doing plus I'm paid in full Not Buckaroo Banzai, but bustin' out as I Say the kind of rhymes that make MC's with that I'd die Never retire or put my mike on the shelf The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad! MC's retreat, cause they know I can beat 'em And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em I'm the baddest! Takin' out all rookies So forget Oreos eat Cool J coookies, I'm bad! (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J J J) (Cool J J J) (C Cool J) Never ever no never Never wearin' no Levis, battle me why try? I'll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye Slaughterin MC's and I'ma never get whipped When I retire I'll get worshipped like a old battleship LL I'm bad other rappers know When I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go!" My paycheck's large Mr. Bogart in charge Not a puncher or hunter from a raccoon lodge The original Todd, teachin' how to be hard Take the skin off a snake, and split a pea from a pod You're a novice I'm noble and I decipher my tongue Not Atilla the Hun, but no I'm Threwler his son My vocals' exact, like rack and pinion in a Jag You try to brag, you get your rhymes from a grab-bag No good scavenger, catfish vulture My tongue's a chisel in this composition sculpture, I'm bad! (Think I'm gonna need backup) (Think I'm gonna need backup) Gimme that boy, get funky! Yo this is LL Cool J And you'll never catch me so don't even try it Cause I'm too bad for ya, understand?! Aaaaaahhhh... I'm bad!