Artist: LL Cool J
Album:  Bigger and Deffer
Song:   The Bristol Hotel
                                      
   Verse 1
   
   I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt
   You give her twenty dollars and you can do work
   She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque
   Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck
   She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps
   She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump
   She's a hot little momma and she works every day
   If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays
   She's at the...
   
   Chorus
   
   (Bristol Hotel) Room 515
   (The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)
   
   Verse 2
   
   I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be
   Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
   Every red light she'll come over to your ride
   Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside
   The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain't no thing
   And her meat tastes better than Burger King
   Japanese executives in three-piece suits
   Glasses all foggy when they come in the place
   The girlies in the Bristol, they're all in cahoots
   He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the...
   
   Repeat chorus
   
   Verse 3
   
   Party people check the story cos the story is ill
   It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill
   They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night
   Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
   The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
   "Never ever rush, that's the golden rule
   I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life
   A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!"
   
   (The...)
   
   Repeat chorus
   
   Verse 4
   
   You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind
   And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line
   She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride
   Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died
   You say "What the heck", because you already paid
   Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS
   Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
   Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions
   At the...
   
   Repeat chorus
   
   (The Bristol Hotel) (till fade)