Artist: Lil Dicky (as Brain) Album: I'm Brain (EP) Song: Whippin' It Up Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Lil Dicky] Ooooh [Brain] Brain [Lil Dicky] LD AKA 'Cream' [Brain] People are always saying to me "Hey Cream, how do you come up with the stuff you come up with?" (Because it's so cool) And it's not even me It's Brain! [Lil Dicky] Fuckin' with these hoes I'm a popular dude Got some hot top like the popular do Rest in peace B.I.G. but I'm Pac and I'm smooth 'Bout to go after two, I'm a hoe after two And look, I still get chose like I'm rockin' a suit [Brain] I don't know if I prefer like a blonde or brunette You get held up pickin' locks, robbery moves I be scoffing at you like a prosperous jew Hold up, Brain 'bout to spaz What the fuck you want Brain do? Come through and the club's all crowded (fuck) Fuck you want Brain do when he can't even move when he in the club Brain gotta make moves (fuck up out the way homie) Brain got great moves (where you seen me dance dog?) The Brain fuck with field hockey (what a sport) The Brain knew Bin Laden [Lil Dicky] How you wanna do it, how you stoppin' the kid? Just get it off your chest, rockin' a bit, chomp at the bit I got to get another property, monopoly shit And y'all sketchy motherfuckers like a comedy bit I just met with Netflix on some comedy shit Then I went to Costa Rica on a tropical trip Parents worry 'bout the price, started talking and shit But it's a nominal hit (peanuts), make it back in a jiff Because [Brain] Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' and whippin' and whippin' and Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' it up The Brain thought of that one The Brain whipped it up, Brain whipped it up [Lil Dicky] These rappers like Barry Melrose We don't dislike you, we just don't really care [Brain] The Brain came through with a bottle of the Nair Made my bitch rub it all over her pussy [Lil Dicky] My bitch likes Bun B That's some new shit to me Bitches that I used to be fuckin' with would only fuck with Houston's for grub and they frumpy [Brain] (Brain) The Brain heard about tidal wave in Seattle They say it's imminent still no-one moved The Brain just don't know why they don't think it matter Humans can't breathe underwater, what gives? [Lil Dicky (Brain)] Y'all wanna know why I stopped eatin' pussy? (Tell 'em) 'Cause I looked up the facts If 85% of us have oral herpes who am I to say that I don't? (True) And if I get oral herpes on the pussy and we fuck Then I'm fucked (Fuck) [Brain] Fuck you want Brain do? He know all the facts, what the fuck you want Brain do? [Lil Dicky] Middle of the pack, all you rappers is gum Going in with the trash, I be chewin' 'em up [Brain] Brain fucked a thoroughbred down in Preakness Like a horse, I ain't talkin' 'bout a bitch with a ass Brain hear it all the time, he a genius [Lil Dicky] Hey, you a savvy motherfucker Brain, giving you that I'm the type of motherfucker on a call with a CMO Bitches tryna catch a glimpse, bitches at Sia shows Girls look at me and think "How does he fuck?" Bet they heard through the grapevine In daytime, I take dimes like a paid line, and make time It's they prime, hittin' on the jew like it's a hate crime Speaking of that, they won't even book me in Dubai (Why?) Apparently for jews it can be hostile So my new goal is to buy like, Dubai like All of it I don't know, I just wanna go there [Brain] Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin'... Oooh Brain is overwhelmed, he's fuckin' up, ohh Brain Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' it up Brain just been whippin' and whippin' and whippin' and Brain just been whippin' it up Feel like we goin' crazy Feel like we goin' crazy Real life we goin' crazy Suck me, fuck me, drive me crazy