Artist: La the Darkman f/ Willie the Kid
Album:  The Notorious L.A.D.
Song:   Ain't No Fun
Typed by: pneumatic

[La the Darkman]
Uhh, Yeah, Uhh
I keep a fresh Tim boot, Cause I got loot
Three girls in the hot tub, Beautiful girls swoop
Take em shopping, Get em Baby Phat suits
They work for me, Everything is recouped
I'm like the chicken coup, Cause I keep birds
Take em out the hood, And fuck em in the burbs
Whips, Trims, And furs, Minks, His or hers
Introduce you to twenty-twos on flyin spurs
Get used to this, Ace of spade and Cris
The end of the night give my dick a kiss
Call me a Genie, I'll grant you a wish
Have you leavin the mall, Like it's Christmas
I'll get you everything that's on your gift list
A real playboy, Treat you like a princess
And I'ma smack that ass like it's tennis
Couple shots of Henny, Sippin a Guinness
We suckin and fuckin, We huffin and puffin
But if you aint right baby girl you gets nothin
It's La, L.A.D., C.U.B., Baby girl get at me

[Chorus: (Nate Dogg sample)]
Cause I have never, Meet a girl
That I loved, In the whole wide world

[Willie the Kid]
She could feel it in her stomach like a sit-up
I nut, Then I shot out like a big up, What's up
The whip, Got out the doors then fucked
Then jumped back in the whip a turned the big up
Lets hump, Your place my place, We can line up
Your face my waist, Fellatio, Don't mean to be distasteful
My cribs a spa, Come and get you a facial
Monagetwa if your girl aint hateful
Excuse my views, Never met one faithful
That's why I'm like, We can double the fun
She the humblest one, Let me crumble the buns
Play the innocent role, Hit the fridge get a Guinness and go
Then a friend let me hit on the floor
Then again with my man on tour, It's a lot goin on
Bedroom floors, Stockings and thongs, Get it on Ma

[Chorus 2X]