Artist: Kid Rock f/ Too $hort
Album:  Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast
Song:   Wax the Booty
Typed by: no1wammy@hotmail.com

[Male] Yeah, but you know, you know, people are scared to have conversations like this
       And that's, and that's what it boils down to
       When you see a guy
       You already know whether not you want to fuck him, don't you?
[Girl] Yep
[Man]  Guaranteed
[Girl] Yep

{*Song starts*}

[Sample]
"Alright we are gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight..."

[Kid Rock]
(Verse 1)
Seen a fly skinny on the avenue
My shades down, hat flipped, on and on to catch you
Could not believe my eyes, so I lifted up my shades
And this
Girl stared at me as if she wanted to get, laid
Next the girl started steppin' and she crossed the street
She walked to me
And at that, my knees got weak
But then I snapped and realized that it was my duty
To get this freak and co-wax her booty

[Break 1: Kid Rock]
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
Freaky-freaky-freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
I gotta freak-freak, so I am gonna wax her booty

(Verse 2)
Now heading for the crib, I was reciting some rhymes
When the freak, cut, in
And started telling of the times that 
She wanted to rock me
And these were no lies
That's when
I contracted the rise in my Levis
Step into my crib, she said the rise impressed her
So that
Without delay, I began to undress her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her, "Are you with me?"
She said, "Yes," so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her pannies and was sniffin', I asked, "Do you stank?"
She said "No"
And noted to me that her shower soap was Gucci
So I dropped my boxers
And headed for her coochie

[Kid Rock] Headed for her coochie
[Sample]   "Grease it down real good"
[Kid Rock] Headed for her coochie
{*scratch*}
[Sample]   "Dang, that's good!"

(Verse 3)
Now when, I
Got to her coochie, I looked close to see
If this girl
Had any types or signs of V.D.
She did not
So I, said, to myself, "Oh goody!"
And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck it in her puddy
Started rocking this freak
Yeah, with my hands on her butt
You should have seen me in her booty, I was tearin' it up
Next I whispered in her ear, "Baby, please
Turn over"
And rocked it doggystyle while I was calling her Rover
Still tearin' it up
On her face was a grin
Holdin' on to her weight
Pumpin' harder than sin
But she was lovin' it all and with the back in a arch
I busted my nut and she started to bark

[Too $hort]
{*bark*}, {*bark*}, {*bark*}
{*female moan*}
{*bark*}
{*bark*}
{*bark*}
{*female moan*}
{*bark*}, {*bark*}, {*bark*}

{*Kid Rock scats to beat*}

(Verse 4)
If you think the story's over, then just listen to this
I thought my mission was complete, so I gave her a kiss {*smooch*}
Then I was searchin' for a towel to clean off my dickie
Cause it was kinda wet, all bloody and sticky
And to talk about gross
Here's something sicker than sick
The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
I started trippin'
Cause this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak
She was a sexual fiend
And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get
SHE STUCK HER FINGER IN HER BOOTY
AND THEN, SHE LICKED IT
Oh, now this girl was much more to me
Than a freak
In my opinion, she was
Plain nasty
But nevertheless
I completed my duty
I got this freak and co-waxed her booty

[Break 2: Kid Rock]
Wax the booty
Co-wax the booty
I got the freak and I waxed her booty
I love the booty
You love the booty
Hey freak, come here and let me wax your booty

[Kid Rock]
Too $hort, don't stop
Too $hort, don't stop
Too $hort, don't stop the beat
Hey yo Short Dawg
Can I get a bitch?

[Too $hort]
Biotch!

(Verse 5)
Now if you like the booty, come on, fellas, show it
This is your last verse to wax, so why, would you blow it?
And the ladies, if you are tired of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you!
Go home and watch the tube with granny
Cause this is booty night
Non stop
With the number one waxer, me
Kid Rock
So let's get hyped
Cause if I see you calm
I'm gonna think you're waxin'
With Rosie Palm
I mean, really
How could you be so dumb?
Just look at, all the girls who are dying to get some
Man
Just don't be a wussy
And I'll guarantee you can get a piece of pussy
But, to get it, you have to realize
Don't brag to the freak about your dick size
Man
That's not the way to win it
Cause it's not, the length of your wand, it's the magic in it

Break 3: Kid Rock
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
Freaky-freaky-freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
I got freaks and I'll wax those booties

(*Song stops*}

[Male] Yeah, but you, you know, you know what I'm sayin'?
       What kind of Popsicle you like?
[Girl] What kind of Popsicle?
[Male] Yeah
[Girl] Don't matter
[Male] Huh?
[Girl] It don't matter
[Male] It don't matter?
[Girl] Nope
[Male] So that, what, you gonna do that to mine, ain't you?
[Girl] Nope
{*female breaks out laughing*}
[Male] Well, you ought to
       I mean, you ought to go run to the store
       And you know, they would never know what you practicing for
       They're like, "Girl you tryin' to put on some weight eating all them Popsicles?
       And back in your mind, "No, I'm practicing to suck Kid Rock's dick!"
       You know?
       That would be kind of sweet, wouldn't it?