Artist: Kendrick Lamar Album: Beyonce (S) Song: Beyonce Typed by: firstname.lastname@example.org [Kendrick Lamar] Man, Beyonce, I'm mad at you, man [Chorus 1] They say hello (hey), hello (hey) I can daydream about Beyonce all day Thinking bout the good times 'fore she met Jay See ya know, they say hello (hey), hello (hey) I really thought I had a chance to be your man till I seen the video with the ring on your hand It hurt me so [Kendrick Lamar] I remember you were sixteen on the TV screen with Wyclef Were you my type? Oh God yes, I was impressed You was like 'No, no, no', I was like twelve years old Hoping that one day I could chaperone while you're on the road You wore braids with a banging body Looked like you did Pilates, a lot of sit-ups probably But bump that, I was there from the start Even when LeToya Luckett and that other doo-doo bucket broke your heart Hope you didn't cry, cause honestly they were just so-so They couldn't sing anyway, you deserved to go solo No disrespect to Kelly and Michelle, I'm just saying They cool, but you? You something like Wonder Woman And I just want to hold your hand, bring you to Compton Gonzales Park, we can build castles in the sand Eating Hot Cheetos with pickle juice in it Put that napkin down, you know I'll lick your fingers when you're finished [Chorus 1] [Kendrick Lamar] I just bought the Sasha Fierce CD I gazed at the cover for a whole five minutes till my girlfriend hit me She's jealous of you B cause I don't love her like I love you I even make her do the "uh-oh, uh-oh, oh-no-no" just like you do She tell me I'm obsessed, I tell her we connect like Ice Cube way before the Mack 10 feud She like, you goddamn fool, that girl's rich and you're broke I said, so, I'm five-hundred mill' away, there's still hope Anyway, I had feelings way before you got paid And I didn't laugh when you bust your ass on the stage And I salute Kanye for taking up for you I would have stole the award just to prove that I love you But Jay shoulda did that, I thought he had your bizzack What happened Mr. Izzo? Hopico with Frederico? He used to be my favorite till he abandoned my diva Now I tell everybody Nas had killed him on 'Ether' [Chorus 2] They say hello (hey), hello (hey) I can daydream about Beyonce all day Thinking bout the good times 'fore she met Jay See ya know, they say hello (hey), hello (hey) Hopefully I still have a chance Maybe if I sabotage your man You never know, hmm [Kendrick Lamar] I'ma sneak backstage at a Mary J. Blige concert with an 'I Love Mary' shirt, then find Jay-Z and push him into a dancer, hopefully they lock lips That's when I yell out, Sounwave, hurry up, take the pic Put it on Bossip the same night, yeah, that sound quite right Publicity like that? Yep, they'd be sure to fight Better yet I'ma steal his cell, then call up Affion He impersonates Jay well, get Beyonce on the line Then make up some bogus shit Like you don't the back of my knees right, so this marriage is over with And the ring that's on my finger, guess what, I'm throwing it (cling) You heard the sound, so you know I did Ha-hahhh, that should get him I should break 'em up like a Kit Kat when I do that, yeah true that I'ma put the plot in motion, that's for sure But if I end up with Macy Gray, this plan never worked Yeeeea, man I hope Jay don't be mad at me bout this song Start-, ay Wizzle start me back from like the first verse Like right before I come in Haha, what you say? Nah, you think it'll be hot for real though? Nigga, you stupid, they probably laughing as hard as you Nig' got the best wife in the world and shit Run that back though?