Artist: K-Rino 
Album:  The Day of the Storm 
Song:   Identity Theft 
Typed by: Lil Hustle 

Get a load of this, another day in the life... 

[K-Rino] 
As I stepped on the block, pressure closing in closer 
I saw a pole with my picture, on a most wanted poster 
Accusing me of murder, an inaccurate quote 
Oh I get it, someone's trying to play a practical joke 
Just as soon as I approached, and started snatching it down 
I got a call that said, that they were plastered all over town 
I said I guess I better get somewhere, and figure this out 
This whole chain of events, triggered more inquisitive doubt 
I showed up at my girl's house, that evening 
She was steaming mad, accusing me of sneaking out and scheming 
Immediately told me, I been cheating 
Then pulled out a picture of me and a lady, at a table eating 
I vehemently refuse, to claim it 
But looking at myself on the photo, it was hard to explain it 
She tried to get a confession out of me 
But it was obviously, a doctored up product of computer technology 
I thought of explanations, I could maybe explore 
But in my heart, I knew I'd never seen that lady before 
Though I knew it wasn't me, I was confused and depleted 
Snatched the picture out her hand, and to the room I retreated 
I laid across the bed, deep thinking and breathing 
Am I dreaming is it real, or is my sanity leaving 
Newsman on the television, tripled my load 
Speaking of a fugitive, but it was me that they showed 
Now I'm questioning reality, I'm dazed and confused 
First a poster then the picture, now my face on the news 
Went outside again, and ran into my man on the block 
Instead of dapping, he approached me with his hand on his glock 
He said I see the real you, is now revealed and at last 
You got the nerve to come around me, after stealing my stash 
I said man what you talking bout, you gotta be sick 
He said how did you change clothes, and hide the product so quick 
It would of been impossible, for you to jump and attack me 
On foot then beat me back when I'm driving, I said exactly 
Something's going on, it wasn't me man 
I been blamed for four stunts, in a three hour span 
He said but it was you, same face same height slim 
I said well let's go back to where you last saw me, I mean him 
I mean...let's just go, please help me look for him 
Before we even took a step, I looked behind me and saw him 
Didn't have to chase him he was coming in our direction 
As I faced him, he mimicked my every move to perfection 
He had replicated my physicals, right down to the letter 
And I woulda thought that it was me too, if I didn't know better 
I asked him of his purpose, when he said it I knew it 
A parallel universe opened up, and he came through it 
So you committed all those acts, while wearing my shoes 
But why me, out of six billion others to choose 
He said why not, out of six billion brains to test 
A thorough analytic study, proved that your's was the best 
Everybody was impressed, and that included me too 
I decided to come to your universe, and be you 
I told him, I wasn't looking for a war in the least 
I don't have a problem with you man, I'm all about peace 
It makes no sense to do evil, under my image and name 
You get the blame, he said not after I alter their brains 
I lunged out at him, on the ground we started to roll 
When we separated, we were wearing identical clothes 
Now my partna was confused, straight bewildered and froze 
We both know the fake one goes, once the real one is chose 
When the people came, they knew that I had been framed 
They saw two K-Rino's, looking exactly the same 
He knew everything that I knew, or ever conceived 
And told my mother if she picked the real one, he would leave 
She looked in our eyes, then deep in our souls 
Said I'd know my son anywhere, the fake is exposed 
At that moment, a portal opened up in the sky 
The other K was sucked through it, people started to cry 
Tears of joy for the victory, of dodging his wrath 
But when they looked at me, they heard only a sinister laugh 
Right then the scenario, was understood quick 
It was me that got removed, the whole thing was a trick 
I was in another realm, by the time they discovered 
He had staged the process, and put a spell on my mother 
As for me I'm now trapped, in a place you couldn't fathom 
How will I make it out, stay tuned I'll tell you next album