Artist: J-Zone Album: Peter Pan Syndrome Song: Crib Issues Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com [J-Zone] It may sound ig'nant, but FUCK IT~! It is what it is I never did like spendin the night at people's cribs Never did sleepovers as a kid and as I grew into a man with my girlfriend, shit hit the fan It ain't like I'm just out to hit it and quit it and not fuck with you, your house makes me uncomfortable She wants to cuddle, I want to creep cause her cat climbed in the bed, now I can't sleep! Some of my late night flings have just been disgusting or downright dangerous Chick name Janelle, fine as hell THe night went well, went to her crib, pole on swoll Went to take a piss, pulled back the seat cover What the FUCK is that smell?! (Got-damn!) Janelle ran up on me and started to blush, she smirked "Lazy bitch!! Get a bucket and flush it!" Bras hangin from the shower curtain rod, panties by my feet Dustmites in a gang fight with my allergies 98 degrees trash can filiin up with garbage Living room carpet smellin like a fish market!! Took an L for the night, was disgusted Never even crushed it, jaded cause her crib was a pigsty! Got cigarette butts on the windowsill and coulda SWORE I saw a rat in the kitchen gettin high Chick starin in the bathroom mirror for an hour Gettin ready for the goddamn club, but they won't scrub the tub It seems overdramatized but it's happened many times, now I'm traumatized I'll probably NEVER get hitched, cause women get pissed when I slide out the door at a quarter to fo' Lookin at my Gucci, it's about that time I'm not tryin to be a slime, but your apartment is GROSS! {"Get out! Get outta my HOUSE!!!"} [Outro: J-Zone] (Chief Chinchilla) (Yo Zone, that was vicious man) Hold up, just to let y'all know We're not really tryin to offend anybody man Just.. you just gotta clean your house, that's all Look we ALL slip, sometimes I be flossin and I get that shit all over the mirror, it'll be up there a couple of days But.. I always eventually clean it before I have company, y'know (Word) That's all I'm sayin (Yo Zone, you know you just alienated the three female fans we have, right? Heh-heh)