Artist: J-Toth From Hoth
Album:  Conspiracy Theory
Song:   Scary! (get the w)
Typed by: @JonathanToth

"Ready, set, and begin."

[knock, knock]
W: You wanted to see me Poppy?
HW: Yes Junior. It's your turn to be president
"Oh SHIT!"
W: Uhhh... you sure that's a good idea Poppy?
HW: It's your turn son. Make the family proud, don't be a dickhead

Become president? Scary!
Protect the country from terrorists? Scary!
Save myself from embarrassment? Dumb Scary!
John Stewart and Colbert are slick and uncaring!

Poppy when he's angry? Scary!
Karl Rove his brain baby? Scary!
That old, white-haired Bush lady, sick scary!
Any average day in the life of Dick Cheney

Vietnam was pretty scary, but
luckily my military career was miscarried
Skull and Bones? Big and scary!
Back in school, they made me memorize dictionaries!

Saddam Hussein was real scary
but we got him hanged, then he got real buried
My mood swings were real varied, so they
put me on lithium when things got real hairy

[break]

Bin Laden and his Muslims? Scary!
The People might become one? Scary!
If Republicans vote Ron Paul their number one
All the shit I did'll get undone? Real scary!

WMD's? Yup, scary
We got away with Iraq, but just barely
Yellow cake ain't fake, it's just scary
and we got a 9-11 license to hunt terror

Sodium penothol? Stupid scary
What I seen can't be viewed in the library
cause they'll kill me. Death by something scary
but at least it'll be quick, they ain't gonna tarry

The big banks been scary
way before the NRA hated on Jim Carrey
way before JFK been carried off to
who knows where, but it ain't no cemetery

[break]

W: No shit this shit's scary, but you know what's more scary? There's
a shitstorm of shit coming in, and if the next administration
ain't one of us, it's all gonna fall on them

HW: You just might be right Junior