Artist: Thirstin Howl III f/ Eminem
Album:  Skilligan's Island
Song:   Watch Deez
Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash

[Thirstin Howl III]
I hit harder, than Foreman, landing both gloves to a low blow, with no cup
Leave you +Speech+-less like when Arrested Development broke up
Carry a crowbar for egos that won't budge
Crack skulls, through helmets, with the penetration, of a screw, nailed in
Return like I was sending self-addressed postage
Throw bricks, the size of the Stonehenge
Before battles, we pour blood and toast death
to wicked infants, found on the sorceress' doorsteps
Slaughter lamb, and boar's head
Every MC's cause of boredness and mind bondage
Bronchitis, lung failure, language unfamil-iar
Art through a flooded airbrush
Rogue leaf craft, sentences joined with words holding hands
It's a tight squeeze, from where your head will be landing
In exact time, flight leaves

[Chorus]
(*scratched: "Watch dis!"*)
(*scratched: "Watch dis!"*)
...
(*scratched: "Watch dis!"*)
(*scratched: "Don't watch dat, watch dis!"*)

[Eminem]
Who's arm is this? (Huh?) I must have cut it off at the pharmacist
that refused to renew my 7th presciption of Darvocet (sorry!)
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
That never leaves his house, cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life, that's why I degrade my wife
Srabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich, and just ate the knife
My mother's screamin, "Please heal him, take him straight to Christ!"
Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice (whattup?)
I made a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip you naked twice, pistolwhip you and force you to take advice
And if you catch me bobbin my head to some bullshit you was spittin
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice (brrrrrrr!)
Bugs fallin out of my head, I'm wishin I was dead
While I'm crawlin out of my bed, piss and vomit red
And my rash is returning, I feel the sensation of burning
Occurin usually during painful release of my urine
Screamin at my shadow, "Please quit followin me!!"
These pills keep screamin, "Please quit swallowin me!!"
The devil keeps screamin, "Please get down on one knee"
I took the drugs before the cops ever found 'em on me

[Chorus]