Artist: Gym Class Heroes Album: The Papercut Chronicles Song: Faces in the Hall Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Verse One] I knew this kid named Alberto Funny style cat and his girl looked like a turtle Not Lisa Turtle, just a turtle High school track he ran the hurdle His peers shed tears senior year when he got murdered Now Alberto was your average A student Participated in class, never came late and never truant His family was picture perfect his older sister was prom queen His dad a decorated vet for the Vietnam team His mother was Dear Abby, an ordinary house wife Like clockwork, always had dinner on the table at 5 But Alberto had a monster, he kept under his bed And instead of lettin it out, he just got a girlfriend instead She knew something was funny, she could tell by his behavior Or the way he flamboyantly shook his hand when he would wave to her She thought nuttin of it and just shoved it in the closet Until the day the word dripped out like leaky faucet Alberto was homosexual; I ain't have nothin against it But little Ronnie Johnson and all his football player friends did They'd always pick and nag, call him fag and such and such And couldn't wait to get to gym so they could really bust his nuts The gym teacher never cared, he'd just join in on the action He'd make silly gestures and compare him to Micheal Jackson Alberto couldn't take it he just stopped showin up And whenever he walked them halls he just felt like throwin up And at night, he would cry and cry and ask "God why?" Like "God, why in the fuck I had to be born this way?" God would reply, "Son you gotta show 'em you're more than gay" (Gotta show 'em you're more than gay..) See he had dreams to be a track star Until the warm April night them gay jokes went way too far Ronnie begged for his forgiveness and invited him to a party Cause his parents went away and left him plenty of Bacardi Alberto kindly accepted, he was finally accepted Except it was all deception and left him all unprotected It was a plan Ronnie had scammed to get him in the right place Verbally degrade him and rearrange his pretty face The plan would go swiftly, they started callin him sissy One punch turned into fifty they beat him till he was dizzy Now Alberto lie in blood while his peers look on in fear He took his last breath and passed away his senior year Needless to say it was one big tragedy And how was Ronnie gonna explain it to his family While they were on vacation takin in sights He got wasted and killed a kid that night [Chorus: repeat 4X] Don't be a slave and behave the way they do Just utilize the gifts that God gave you [Verse Two] I knew this girl named Maria, bright and talented With aspirations to be a, big superstar What a great idea, until she fell off and started to listenin to her peers - oh dear! Now Maria was your typical obnoxious analytical Headstrong rebel flippin off the principal Single mother home structure, she looked after baby brother While moms worked two jobs just to buy supper Pops was a strugglin musician, troubled man Jugglin family and heroin addiction He overdosed and left a notice of eviction And, a crate of records on the table in the kitchen And, a little angel with a keen sense of sound Who saw silence in the records she found And she would stay up late at night Recitin songs to herself under pale moonlight Rightin wrongs that her pops made Promised her mom she would never go that same route, turns out Carrie Anne had other plans Her and her man Ronnie most popular, second best to nobody Homecoming queen versus ugly duckling And the story ends the same way Okay Ronnie's parents went away for a couple of days And told him no drinkin - what the fuck was they thinkin? Maria was oblivious that her boyfriend had already been invited So when Carrie Anne asked, she got all excited Like "Damn, now I got somethin to look forward to" Or so she thought Maria kindly accepted, she was finally accepted Except it was all bullshit, now pay attention Carrie Anne hated Maria cause she could sing So she scored a bag of heroin, but the craziest thing Was Maria never touched drugs, she did that night And when her man was gettin beat she was nowhere in sight Now her boyfriend lie in blood and she had no idea Alberto passed away and she got hooked her senior year Needless to say it was one big tragedy And, I hate to break it but it doesn't end happily A warm day in May, the sky was so beautiful Carrie Anne died in a crash leavin the funeral