Artist: Gym Class Heroes Album: The Papercut Chronicles Song: Boomerang Theory * Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash * Japanese bonus track [Travie McCoy] The other night [Chorus] I got arrested by the karma police and beat down And didn't bother waiting for my receipt, hopped on my feet and skipped town They say what goes around comes around and I have found that that's real cause even with a stomach filled with chill pills, I still feel ill [Travie McCoy] The other night I got arrested by the karma coppers and tossed in the back of a sarcastic paddy wagon, and beaten bloody buddy And I didn't resist, I knew I had it coming to me I didn't get pissed when they issued the summons to me For years and years, I re-perfected ignorance and, peers and peers that listened so well And from tears to tears, I tasted more than influence I'm stillm here on this pier for fear of settin sail Evidence proved I let paranoia get the best of me I gave my girl a little and let my friends receive the rest of me So her I am with nothing, empty pockets, twenty stock tips and a stick of gum and far too many dreams of having something So, this is for the frogs that felt wrath of my firecrackers and all the roaches that I stomped with no regard and all the candy that got stolen from the corner store I'm really sorry being human's kind of hard [Chorus] [Travie McCoy] Okay, okay, okay This is what I get; I mean no disrespect but I'll accept the charges you can keep your plea bargains Pardon - I made this machine, and every rusty cog that's in it and gave you the dreams, just wait a cotton picking minute The time the time left over on my dinner plate The crimes, the crimes committed as a youth I'm fine, I'm fine just let me ree-valuate I'm innocent - don't believe me? Well here's the proof I've been that model citizen, paper route and all Small enough to look up skirts and tall enough to play basketball I had to fall, just to stand and realize I'm just a man so here I am in handcuffs, for the shit that makes a man tough So this is for the farmers we have mass soaked with our water guns And all the animals that died cause we were bored And all the girls with broken hearts I'm truly sorry I learned my lesson, I'm confessing, hit record [Chorus] - 2X