Artist: Gym Class Heroes Album: The Papercut Chronicles II Song: Holy Horseshit, Batman!! Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Travie McCoy] She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No ma'am I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying, but the heat can turn water to wine Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna be just fine" So there I stood - six feet in sin A walking contradiction But am I wrong for posing questions or am I another lost soul searching? Then she gave me a look, so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?" [Chorus] Maybe I would be a fool to think that somewhere in the sky's a place for me What good would it be to pray for me? You won't save me, don't pray for me [Travie McCoy] Now I've never been religious I'm just a big fan of logistics And if it makes sense then I'm all for it I even pray if the situation calls for it Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles I try to answer without soundin satirical I'm three years past my expiration and yet I'm still fresher than a newborn So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn And I never chase rainbows But I heard the devil wears designer clothes So does God have a favorite brand? And for that matter, is he even a man? And will I go to Hell for even sayin that? Only time will tell, I'm just relayin facts [Chorus] {*instrumental break/guitar solo*} [Chorus] - 2X