Artist: Gym Class Heroes Album: As Cruel as School Children Song: Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3 Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash Sloppy Love Sequence 3 Cameras rollin - ACTION~!! [Travie McCoy] The bomb's been detonated; I'm just waiting for explosion I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third With blurred vision and precisely placed slurred words we started kissin Man listen - it was like a scene from a very bad B-movie with a very low budget But fuck it! I was drunk and I admit I LOVED it, every last second I couldn't kill that thought of us butt-ass naked Telly surfin with the fan on Chattin about the session and Slowly get into some closet skeleton confessions That's when, she made an offer that I couldn't refuse And chills when up and down my legs like Samoan tattoos She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away And said she love it if I stayed 'til the following day So it was time to exit stage left I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs Gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath {*INHALES*} And now we walkin to the door but Right before we stepped outside she bought me one more ("Yo good lookin out son!") And now I'm feelin it I had my hand in my pocket but she stealin it With our fingers interlocked and as we're walkin down Exchange Street with our hearts pitter-pattin to the same beat And then she popped the question like "Trav, you ever been in love?" And I'm like "Tch, not that I recall But there was one situation, but I didn't have the patience" or the balls to say it And everytime I try I just digitally delayed it And it sound something like a 'duh duh duh duh duh'" Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident The first ten had got evicted the second she settled in I seen her the other day ridin my bike and kept peddlin If it wasn't for meddling kids would love even exist? (Nope) If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this? (Nope) She probably took offense, I probably started getting sober cause she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin sweat I knew I was gettin into somethin I would later regret Right when I lit the cigarette I caught occasional spins I started wishin I was back at the bar with my friends And then it happened - I fell flat on my face When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt-ass naked but the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser while I'm trying to deal with this hangover head pressure With a smile I grabbed the note with a smoke and sat back "Dear whoever, lose my number - PS the sex was WHACK!" {*people laughing*}