Artist: Gym Class Heroes Album: As Cruel as School Children Song: Scandalous Scholastics Typed by: notgnirracnwahsar@yahoo.com * * send corrections to the typist And I can hear them talkin in the hallway I'm always late for lunch learning dirty little leasons from you Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room . . . . Legendary Baby [Verse 1] I was just a snot nose degenerate with thick pass perfection Dodgen teachers out to give my late ass detention Call me a heart throb but I made do Usen those same yes and no notes I used in grad school Folded love letters with the tab that reads pull here Written back and forth notes for a full year I use to day dream about Miss Maglassin A type of fantasy you kind of feel guilty for havin but who hasn't The only difference is besides the age is that I acted on it And who wouldn't A school boys crush A mature womans lusted It ended off so well And could tell the day she ask me to stay after class that it was all bad But I just bit my lip and acted all mad The bell rang Class dismissed the door shut and her skirt went up Thats a rap [Chorus] [Verse 2] We gave a brand new meaning to after school special The second that are lips touch She kiss my ribs and counted each one out loud I tried my hardest not to gigle but I couldn't cause it tickled so much She pulled my pants to half mass I sayed Hey Miss M your gonna make me late for math class The way she prays my balls was vicious Thats what I like to call sack religous 1 time became 20 times Before we knew it we stop carring about where we were doing it From the classroom to the bathroom And when all the students were gone we even do it in the staff room From F to A's in less then 3 days Not the under achievers the one with the best grades Had the third floor shackin without breakin a sweat God dam it felt good to be the teachers pet [Chorus] [Verse 3] Goodnes gracious accusations started flyin through buildin Cruel as school children This isn't how itss suppose to be Reminiscen don't stand so close to me And it was mostly my fault for lettin the shit happen But I couldn't resist a little adolescent braggin . . I mean After all I was only 15 and she was showing me things my virgin eyes had never seen And I never forgot the little meeting she called but when she saw my reaction it made her applaud So basically what your saying is if I don't keep tappin that ass then you ain't going to let me pass Some punishment lady and as I turn toward the door I look back She had her clothes on the floor Needles to say I pass with flying colors but my teacher was my best friend's mother - damn [Chorus]