Artist: Funkmaster Flex f/ Slick Rick Album: The Mix Tape Volume III: 60 Minutes of Funk Song: Slick Rick Freestyle Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash *phone rings twice* [Rick] Hello? [Lisa] Hi Rick, it's me Mona Lisa [Rick] Hey what's goin on, how you? [Lisa] You remember me right, right before ? all that? How's your moms, how's everything? [Rick] Yeah chillin chillin, she's fine, she's fine [Lisa] Oh, that's good, that's good So whassup witchu? [Rick] Yeah, I'm tryin to maintain, y'know [Lisa] When you gonna come out with another album? [Rick] I'ma star now, I'ma start new shit [Lisa] It's sad, you played yourself though [Rick] Yeah I'ma be on Flex album [Lisa] Tsshk, Funkmaster Flex? [Rick] Volume uhh volume three I think? [Lisa] Funkmaster Flex that be on the radio? [Rick] YEAH Funkmaster YEAH The Funkmaster Flex that be on Hot 97 [Lisa] You serious? [Rick] I'm tellin you, aight watch this [Lisa] So how it sound, it sound good? [Rick] It's aight y'know, you gotta judge for yourself and shit [Lisa] Mmmm, let me hear a little then *"Mona Lisa* beat kicks in* So, dick a lot of mine, or stick to and yet to see a motherfucker shine like Rick do Just to stand beside the Don as is will make you appear bigger than your bum ass is "Well I'm feelin it, cash flow's climbin" Where? In what project asshole, find him "There there" You fake Frederic hush Not the only, beneath me, degenerate CRUSH Fact is, a lot of brothers wanna cap this head, or should I say, nerve center of the rap biz (Work it out Rick!) When Rick's around ? You round piece of dog shit, gotten the point now? Burnt out, inflicted, turn out a chick quick And big nosed rappers, suck sperm out of Rick's dick Son, the nigga is a bum And this old man, he plays one.. [Rick] So, what did you think of that now? [Lisa] Oh shit, okay, okay [Rick] Huh, am I it, am I still makin hits? [Lisa] I underestimated you, you the man [Rick] Thank you sweetheart that's nice, I appreciate that [Lisa] You the man nigga -- say you still with that same girl? [Rick] Yeah I'm still with here y'know [Lisa] Gonna hook up with me again? [Rick] C'mon you know I can't fuck with that..