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Artist: Epic Rap Battles of History
Album:  Season 1
Song:   Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Epic rap battles of history!
Ghengis Khan! Vs! [*sigh*] The Easter Bunny

[The Easter Bunny]
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'!
My little tail swinging and my big ears floppin'
The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arrogant
You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian
Ooh, what you gonna do?
You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina

[Genghis Khan]
Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Kahn
Silly rabbit, you'll need more than luck
You've got two giant ears, but can't hear that you suck
I drive a Mongol horde. Your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat
Then butcher your family, and make a new coat

[The Easter Bunny]
Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy, you just like to pillage
Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your village

[Genghis Khan]
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land
Now my DNA's in dudes From New York to Japan, Hah!
Easter, my ass, you're not in the Bible
You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial

Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!