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Artist: Epic Rap Battles of History
Album:  Season 1
Song:   Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Hitler: Lloyd Ahlquist]
I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
You have the force to move objects I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs-the Rick Moranis version!

[Darth Vader: Nice Peter]
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch! Let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that you did? I'm the motherfucker who invented it
I'm the original Dark Lord, you're like the sorcerer's apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it

[Hitler: Lloyd Ahlquist]
You stink Vader, your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower
I'll turn all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?

[Darth Vader: Nice Peter]
Suck my robot balls
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh