Artist: Eminem Album: Relapse: Refill Song: Taking My Ball Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com [Intro: Eminem] Yo, Dre man Make my, vocals sound, sexy Woo! C'mon man, c'mon man, OKAY! [Chorus: Eminem] It feels so wrong cause it feels so right But it's all right, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to, play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, hoooome [Eminem] I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals Slut, poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud puddles while I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl now let's cuddle Blood curdling, you're gurgling on your blood, what'll I do for my next trick? I'm feeling won-derful I think I might just do somethin a little less subtle Shove a fuckin Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre Slash assassin, I'll slash her in the ass with a icicle and leave her lay in a bloodbath while I put a catheter in, and jump in the bath with her In my Spider-Man mask, man just imagine the fun I can have with a strap-on Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some Layin on the patio man, rolling a fat one "Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on Goddamn man, are you that much of an asshole?" [Chorus] [Eminem] I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie-eenie weenie between each one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter I'm tryin to maneuver the Hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin far up in your uvula You ain't gonna know what he was tryin to do to ya gluteus Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia Now who do ya think is more fruitier? Wiener smothered in peanut butter - putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice, you shoulda seen it Mother I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's Jump in her lap then watch "The Sopranos" [Chorus] [Eminem] "Shady what are ya doin chewin on a human?" Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM and assumin the fact that that dude's in the back room Usin the bathroom, vacuumin a raccoon Skewin a rat, a cat screwin a baboon You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance? I'm back doing my dance, ooh! But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and make her wear a bathing suit and take her parasailing "Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for? Why you make her read 84 bedtime stories to you in baby talk?" Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed Kellie Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti dyke? Well I can pee-pee and write your name [Chorus] [Outro: Eminem] Fine, nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then, bitch! Guys are always mean to me anyways All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are gonna make me, make me sad I'm sad, I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin {*sobs*} I'm gonna tell my mom, MOMMMMM?!