Artist: Devo Spice f/ YTCracker Album: Gnome Sane? Song: Nerds Rule Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Devo Spice] It's a brand new age, so take a page from my playbook Up up, down down, yeah you know the way - look Nerdcore is rockin once more, takin over See the score, ever more, we're near and far like Grover Smart kids were picked on and ridiculed in school because they thought we weren't cool, well guess what NOW WE RULE With the internet I'm at my nerdy best and I just might make a fortune overnight just by launchin a new site All the pioneers over the years, the freaks geeks and nerds who made it possible for all you people to play Angry Birds Without them I bet there'd be no internet or video games cell phones or internet porn and that'd be really lame We're game changers, to you we may be stranger Wonder why do we like girls dressed like Hermione Granger She's beautiful, intelligent, and makes us turn the page And besides, now she's of legal age - so SUCK IT MUGGLES~! [YTCracker] They said, that I would never be cool if I did this digital nerd rappin shit, now everyone bites off the kid I'll live forever Me and Devo tucked in seats of leather Started out much like any emcee with dreams This rap game, invaded on your bitstreams Thought I could steamroll everybody into liking me Now I'm moving mics in spite of thee Still trying to be a voice of a generation lost Hit the NOS, beat the final boss and get tossed I'm still the man 'til they replace me Boy that makes me think (think!) Do I got enough things to say, I just may break bread the simple way My own whaherity(?) appaently makin my fun Hittin every duck with the butt of my light gun, yeah [Devo Spice] The world's a strange place, change of pace at a spinnin pace Now Apple's a monopoly and Microsoft is givin chase Today is +Revenge of the Nerds+, although I gotta say it's not in a creepy hidden camera plan kind of way Cause I respect a woman's intellect and watch them lead the way Victoria Belmont, Dr. Kiki and Felicia Day Nothing is sexier than an intelligent woman Okay maybe a naked intelligent woman (yeah) You might find it odd that I write songs about cons But to a nerdy girl it's a turn on, so bring it on! And when I hit upon a topic and I rock it how I planned I have the public eating out of my hands, understand? While you're tagging pictures of yourself from your vacation Nerds'll do experiments in teleporation Or workin on the space station with the knowledge they posess and doin things to make your boring life suck a little less!