Artist: Del the Funky Homosopien Album: Future Development Song: Faulty Typed by: jostmatt@bluewin.ch Man, I knew this nigga from (back in the day) I never knew he would be (actin this way) He displayed some faulty shit Wish I woulda caught the bitch I stuck to talkin shit Instead of setting off the apocalypse Out in the O they tryin to play like hermits Out in the O they'll smoke your ass like sherm sticks Definitely something to be concerned with You can't trust these niggas and it's time that I learn this This nigga that I went to school with Asked me for five bills, what you gonna do with That? 'Bout to give you a whole five dollar bill Of the shit had been real It wouldn'ta been a big deal But faultiness strikes, he said "Let's take a hike up the block And I'll give you the five out my sock" I give him two, my homie gave him three We was both wonderin what the fuck this gonna be He took us over to a project building I was bent off Cisco thinkin (* snorting, sneezing *) He said "Wait here," and I started yellin He didn't make clear his intentions while he bailin Del infuriated, lost it, I drew the line, he crossed it It's time to burn his ass like I was caustic I was screamin, beamin, this lady came out her apartment And said, "Bounce if you're here to start shit Little boy," she was like "Some shit happened out here last night Get the fuck out cause it won't be no fight" This other nigga came out and said, "Don't shout Yo money gone, take this if you still wanna pout about It," He opened his hand and I was shocked In it was a crack rock I said, "What the fuck I'm s'posed to do with this, eat it?" I said, ,"Keep that shit," and then the lady said, "Beat it" "He told you your money gone, so get your ass on" I just did it cause I wasn't alone This Mighty Morphin nigga who I thought was a friend Transformed, took out a arm, wasn't nothin but a fiend He was fiendish, fiendish He was suckin basepipes like a penis He was fiendish Hah Fuck that punk Ha-hah