Artist: Chris Webby Album: Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper Song: Off the Chain Typed by: AZ Lyrics Yeah, okay I got high and wrote this song in like 45 minutes Ha, what's good? Check it, ay I'm a go ahead and do my thang You just gotta let me off the chain Yeah I'm off the chain Off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain I'm like a rap star Minus the money and the record deal Bitch I'm whippin' in a piece of crap car But I don't give a fuck 'Cause I spit it mad hard You could inspect my lyrics Never find a bad bar I'm in my backyard Rollin' kronic Rap rollick Artists like Jack Pollock Drop shit so sick I need an antibiotic I'm an otter And I'll crack you like the shell of a mollusk Oh my God, it's Webby With a machete Ready to go after Both Jason and Freddy I am deadly like a black mamba Sippin' Odwalla Mixed with vodka Runnin' shit like the Godfather So call me Corleone I'm rollin' with 40 homies And you could hold the camera Come watch your shorty bow me My first is in five minutes Like off of the brains Or as anybody bitch I'll say I'm off of the chain, ay I'm a go ahead and do my thang You just gotta let me off the chain I'm off the chain Off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain I'm the next big thing Incase you couldn't tell Give me one mother fucker Who'd say I wouldn't sell I'm good and well Hearin' me underground Unsighned tight Dude, I don't fuck around And see I'm buzzin' now All over internets Webby's on the web You're behind if you haven't clicked it yet I'm shootin' free throws All you people miss the net I'm off the chain bitch Like an evicted pet Get it? 'Cause if a pet got evicted It, uh, wouldn't have a leash on.. Man, forget it I'm twisted Roll it up, hit it I'm so fucking dope They should put me on exhibit 'Cause you know I rip it Every day spittin' more and more Magic than any Slytherin or Gryffindor Dumbledore's steppin' in Feelin' like the principle Don't need a body guard Webby's invincible My life is inimitable But I'm a push 'em to the back Like I hired 'em as actors I'll put 'em in a cast With the punches that be flyin' at speeds above fast So retrace your foot prints Bitch step back What? I'm a go ahead and do my thang You just gotta let me off the chain I'm off the chain Off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain Off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain You just got to let me off the chain I walk in They call me the kid like Billy Crushin' Keystones all night Get silly Let's throw down at beer pong 'Cause bitch I'm illy Hit six cups Then I re-rack 'em like Willy I am a Gremlin And I rhyme Never ending Stay gettin' high Got no time for descendin' People give me praises any time I get mentioned Even though my skin's whiter than the belly of a penguin I need an intervention Before I go brain dead With a pencil is the only time I aim lead But me and your girl gon' wake up in the same bed Wiping her mouth Claiming she never even gave head I'll murder K-Fed And hit Britney up Oh, you got two kids? I don't give a fuck She said hit me one more time So I hit it up Lohan, I got a Trojan Come here you little slut So messed up lookin' for a pair of Double D's, please Step to me, I fucking dare ya Oh God, I'm seein' double No Tia and Tamera 'Cause I hit 'em like bam I don't need a Margera I'm a go ahead and do my thang You just gotta let me off the chain I'm off the chain Off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain Off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain You just got to let me off the chain. [x2]