Artist: Chamillionaire Album: Major Pain 1.5 Song: Already Dead Intro Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro] Hey there little fella I know you missed me Heh, you're a mean little fella aren't you? {*animals growls*} You hungry? {*some giant lizard type animals ROARS*} [Female voice] Chamillitary mayne... [parody of the Taco Bell commercial] Here lizard lizard lizard (uh) Here lizard lizard lizard (Major Pain, Major Pain) Here lizard lizard lizard (uh) Here lizard lizard lizard (Major Pain) {Here we go!} [Chorus: Chamillionaire] Hustles and my players, let's talk to these haters Do yo' boy a favor, turn right to yo' neighbors We got off the majors, but still do it major Nobody can save ya, when Koopa bring that Major Pain Left, left, left right left (Pain) Left, left, left right left (Pain) Left, left, left right left (Pain) Left, left, left right left {Here we go!} [Chamillionaire] Nah I won't let them turn me pop Even though my little niece like Justin Beiber Yeah I made that song "Ridin' Dirty" but that should let you know that I clutch a heater Yeah I got played by Michael Jordan I swear MJ he such a diva Moral of the story is I don't care Cause yeah I'm still here plus I don't need ya Yeah I met a girl at Taco Bell that slipped me her number in a fajita Funny thing is I ain't order that I took that hoe back and got her beat up Why I gotta get back on my throne on and keep turnin these fake fans to believers Yeah I got a call from a major label I swear hung up the receiver~!! ("If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again") ("If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator") [Chamillionaire] Do you wanna be successful so bad that you know you would do whatever? Would you be the one to jump the ship to be safe or hold that ship together? Would be the chick that try to leave once you can't live like Cinderella? Would you be broke and chill with God or you would be rich and with the devil? What you gon' do when the music stops or would you still do this acapella? That decision is really yours and it really ain't much that I could tell ya What I know is that I ain't you With my words I'll be the realest ever Chamillitary will rain forever Just know I ain't talkin about the weather [Outro: Chamillionaire] Right and then a left (LEFT) right and then a left (LEFT) March with me forever soldier take another step (STEP) Right and then a left (LEFT) right and then a left (LEFT) March with me forever soldier take another steeeeeeeep This is for you know who and don't you ever be misled I know just how I said it and I meant just what I just said I feel as good as ever when I hop out of my bed Baby you ain't livin life, you must be already dead {*people screaming, helicopter flies overhead*} {*BEEP BEEP, loud explosion, helicopter flies away*} [Diddy-Dirty Money sample] I'm coming home, I'm coming home Tell the world I'm coming home Let the rain, wash away All the pain of yesterday I know my kingdome awaits And they've forgiven my mistakes I'm coming home, I'm coming home Tell the world I'm coming {*gun cocks, song ends*}