Artist: CES Cru
Album:  Catastrophic Event Specialists
Song:   Average Joe
Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com 

[Intro]
Yeah, one two one two one two, one two
Yeah, mic check mic check, one two

[Ubiquitous]
Strictly for the sake of my own amusement
Makin music that I've imbued with illusion
That's all that life is and there's nothin to it
Yah, so what the fuck have y'all been doin being human?
You would never assume it, all the shit I'm in tune with
Give me two minutes, I'll put an end to the critics
Fair-weather fans and cynics, I'm better with analytics
Simpleton savages couldn't manage to manage business
Average as average is, they don't manner ran the percentage
Doin my civic duty and you couldn't get to Ubi
Livin in the boonies, I fit the euphemism for loony
Lookin ludicrous kablooey I blew this shit into Kibbles 'n Bits
Belittle your clique, in the middle I sit
The Killer City Committee meet and kill 'em in third
I'm feelin disturbed when a villain emerged
Now I'm chillin, I'm as vicious as the realest you heard
With my pen I kill 'em absurd and rhyme seven syllable word, yeah

[Chorus: Ubiquitous]
I'm not your average Joe
{"Hardcore, far more than the average"}
{"I'm as vicious as the realest you know"}
{"Only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro"}
I don't got mad dough, cars, designer clothes
But still - I'm not your average Joe
{"Melodic approach, my product is dope"}
{"You're listenin to the pro with the accurate flow"}

[Ubiquitous]
Yo, I got one foot in the game, one foot on the floor
Head in the sky, hand on a panhandle, a bum beggin for more
Some will peg him as old, a stegosaurus suppose
My +Gumball's+ big and bold, no +Regular Show+
Phenomenon John Legend-ary heaven would know
I'm on a never-ending run, Dave Letterman
My enemies on a Ethan Hunt, but they can't get in my zone
Little Caesar one-eight-seven your soul, blow!
You get the picture, closed caption, I know your stats
Expose negatives under-developed photographs
I flow effortless, Ces, regiment growin fast
Deal intact, fuck around and feel the wrath, hold the math
Jeru told me that the pendulum swing
And that only the underground can bring an end to the king
He was lookin stunted he stunted on him with treasure and bling
A man measured by the spread of his wing, put that on everything
Yeah, money was never a thing

[Chorus: Ubiquitous]
Not-not, not-not-not
I'm not your average Joe
{"I'm as vicious as the realest you know"}
{"On-only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro"}
And these rap clones should know I'm no Donnie Brasco
For real - I'm not your average Joe
{"Melo-m-melodic approach, my product is dope"}
{"Listening to the pro with the accurate flow"}

[Ubiquitous]
Yo, say what you say, I'm in it 'til I get a few rings
I'll never Cobain, I'm lifted off this medical strain
I wet up your brain, I'm on a different level insane
Evident save, vile villain with the venom in veins
I'll never change, like a residue with red and blue stains
They never knew they, would meet me then they'd met a new fate
An edible plate, if you're listenin I said a few things
Yeah, if you're listenin I said a few things