Artist: Celph Titled & Buckwild Album: Nineteen Ninety Now Song: Step Correctly Typed by: timm2014@hotmail.com [Intro] [Sample from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie 'The Running Man'] "Do you know who I am?" "I've seen you before. You're the asshole on T.V." [Verse One] I'm from the Gunshine State so my gun must shine I'm trying to impregnate Beyonce's sister just one mo' time So, take a toke of this, you won't be breathing well I'm all about biscuits and trees, like a Keebler Elf I snuff bikers, give a fuck, ride a unicycle with plush tires right through the offices of Ruff Ryders Here's a thug reminder; a cool quick tip You belong in the ladies room because you be on some bitch shit I'll never stop writtin' rhymes like this (Cause) Show you what a point blank shot to the ribs (does) You seen those holes those shells made? You a hotel maid Cause all you do is fold and that's so gay I tried to kick a field goal I missed the ball my shoe flew off and hit you in the fuckin' head with a steel toe (sorry) For real though, I got this underground bullshit Wrapped around my finger There's not a rapper or a singer that's quite as ill as I am Pop out your eyes and scramble them bitches next to my bacon in my frying pan I was a stick-up kid It was fucked up but fun (Why?) Cause I used a Nintendo Duck Hunt gun Fuck 'em [Scratch Chorus] [x4] "Step to me, better step correctly Cause I'ma break your jaw if you disrespect me" "Get on the mic Get on the mic god damn it" [x4] [Verse Two] Pull up right next to you at the drive through I ain't here to buy food stupid, no tellin' what I might do Lick a shot, speed off, with the perfect timin' Yeah the tires Screech, no it ain't Dustin Diamond You fuckers suck at rhymin' Weak impostors I've been iller You're Ben Stiller, it's time to Meet The Fockers You don't greet me proper I'ma slam your head, motherfucker face down, flat into a greasy saucer Pass the cheese and salsa, I'm makin' nachos I told you I'ma make it rain so bitch bring a poncho I'm the best at war, that's what the hecklar for Play me like it's chess and I'm smack you with a checker board You should check my rapport, it's quite impressive baby This year I'm eatin' real meal like filled with extra gravy You was an extra for a lady in a cheap film In a nasty scene and left the camera lens with skeet film Without a doubt, yeah you know what we're about You love sausage so much, when you talk you spit sauerkraut Yeah, ha ha When you talk you spit sauerkraut out your mouth, beeotch [Scratch Chorus] [x4] "Step to me, better step correctly Cause I'ma break your jaw if you disrespect me" "Get on the mic Get on the mic god damn it" [x4] - Big Daddy Kane [Bridge] If you're gonna step, step correctly I got the microphone skills, God's blessed me So if you're gonna step, step correctly Mista Sinista tell 'em who I'm gon' get to have the best beats