Artist: Boondox Album: South of Hell Song: Lezbehonest Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Skit] Oh Shit, you look cute as hell Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of yours What the fuck's up with these bitches? I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!? Bitch You ain't even gay [Verse 1] She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearing off the ding dong Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strictly dicky Then Madonna's screwing Britney now the bitch is stricky licky Suck a dick, or suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon Hidden valley, tossing salad, licking on a croûton No shame in this fake bitch game Swerving in and outta traffic, never staying in her own lane She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too Pay her some attention and the bitch'll go down eating you [Chorus] Drop the act and Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock! Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye [Verse 2] Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip In some wet t-shirts, wrestling in cool whip Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for a attention Just turned eighteen, now she on a fucking mission Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo A double headed dildo, beating like it's Kimbo Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace Just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face Two straight broads, tongue kissing, by the swimmin pool Fake dyke bitches eating coochie cause it's cool [Chorus] Drop the act and Lezbehonest No more trips for you down south Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it Bitch you know you want it Bitch you know you want it Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin' Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck [Verse 3] Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches Daisy chains, and running trains, girl on girl, and pussy fistin All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your ass is gay I laid the pipe the other night and fucked your girlfriend yesterday Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped Bitch, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian [Chorus] Drop the act n Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock! Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye [Skit] After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you