Artist: Bru-Tang Clan (Akrobatik)
Album:  Enter Tha 63 Chambahs *
Song:   Bru-Tang Clan Ain't Nothing to Puck Wit'
Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch

[* Boston Bruins tribute EP from Akrobatik with reinterpretations of Wu-Tang Clan songs]

(Tiger style)

Yo
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with

There's no place to hide once we step inside the rink
What you think? Be prepared for the kitchen sink
Watch the boards - BLAOW - right NOW
We showin you how we gettin down
We be tossin, enforcin styles that's wicked awesome
It's the Bru-Tang Killa B's straight from Boston
And the score board said: we scored
Our cup runneth over but we thirsty for more
( ? ) (Who is that?)
Aiyo (The Bru is back!)
And Boston go: Bo! Bo! Where my troopers at?
We fear no one - Oh no, here come
The Bru-Tang show, son, no one is more fearsome

Blades of steel to the ice, I get nice with the puck
I hit you with the Zamboni like a pick-up truck
Blue line to blue, yeah, we keepin it raw
On fire like hat tricks scored by Bobby Orr
Now why try and test B-r-u-i-n-s?
Respect the black and gold, B that's on the chest
Cause we chase the Cup, then win the Cup
And take it too, Bru-Tang crew, that's what's up

Now if you want beef, then bring the ruckus
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with
Skatin on you punks, leavin chumps disgusted
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with

Ha

Yeah

Skate on 'em

Yeah

No high-stickin, kid

The ref will come out, tomorrow
He made a bad call, now his life's full of sorrow
Locked in the penalty box by Cappachara
The Ol' Dirty Bruin in the goaltender mask bringin horror
The whole Bru is legends, y'all just some wanna
-be's, we a hard act to follow
We never go for dolo, the whole Killa B's come through
Teams be like, 'Oh my God, not the Bru!'
Ruffneck Inspectah Check's on the set
Johnny Blaze hold it down and the RZA's in the net
Ice Water in the Garden showin fools no love
Best protect ya net, Lu-God drop the gloves
On the bench is a Genius, we call him the GZA
Best prepare and beware of Masta Thrilla
And introducing - Nose-face Killaaaaaah

Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with
Bru-Tang Clan ain't nothin to puck with

Ah
Straight outta Title Town
The Bru-Tang Clan strikes again
Tuukka Rask is the Rzarector
Claude Julien is the Genius
Tim Thomas AKA the Ol' Dirty Bruin
David Krejci AKA Inspectah Check
Zdeno Chara is Cappachara
Patrice Bergeron is Ice Water H20 Canada
Milan Lucic AKA Lu-God
Tyler Seguin AKA Masta Thrilla
Johnny Boychuk known as Johnny Blaze Hot Nicks
And introducing Brad Marchand the Noseface Killah
Bru-Tang in effect

Yeah

Bru-Tang Clan is nothin to puck with in Boston
Bru-Tang Clan is nothin to puck with in Montreal
We nothin to puck with in Pittsburgh
Yeah
Bru-Tang Clan is nothin to puck with in New York
Yeah
What up
I wanna send a shout-out
to the Boston Sports Company
Bru-Tang Killa B's singin off
It ain't safe no more
Peace