Artist: YT Cracker 
Album:  Spammer Court (S) 
Song:   Spammer Court 
Typed by: fr33m4rk3t 
 
[Intro] 
Yea, yea 
YT Cracker 2004 
SpamTec, Spam files 
STC representing, word up 
 
[YT Cracker] 
This that YT Cracker baby and I am going to tell you a tale 
About a court in Virginia where you go if you mail 
Don't matter where you're from or what you sell 
They will get you, boy -- I'm talking bout AOL 
They subpoenaed my number one beaner, nothing greener 
Dankcash, boy; you know what I'm talking about 
There are a couple of more things that will get ya caught up 
With these lawyers out east that don't give a fuck 
 
If you work for AOL and you're selling name lists 
your butt will go to jail like a fucking rapist 
I know some cats down south that straight get rich 
off of selling accounts; yea, a.k.a. "phish" 
 
I know the spam game and I know the spam science 
and the mail will get filtered if you're CAN-SPAM compliant 
So I tell the judge "Have mercy on me..." 
even though I'm running game like Jackie Joyner Kersee 
 
[Chorus] 
They call us criminals because we advertise 
They wanna lock us up and it ain't no surprise 
Because for every blue pill that we sold 
Another Nigerian robbed an old lady cold 
The saga unfolds 
And that's a mailer's life and the courts are swift 
They always hate the spammers If you catch my drift 
So from me to you this is a docket of truth 
The court is more nutty than a Baby Ruth 
 
[YT Cracker] 
"Approach the bench" he says 
"Do you know why you're here young man? 
You're mailing outta proxies bullet proof from Japan 
Upstream In China did you think we wouldn't find ya?" 
 
"We told your sponsor 'get his name or give us cash' 
And they didn't spend a second protecting your ass 
They told us 
Your name your address your number 
Your SSN and the maiden name of your mother! 
Now tell me 'brother', 
where did you find the muscle to push these pills 
and all the mortgages and debt consolidation bills 
if you rat out your comrades will cut you a break 
well give you a year Instead of giving you eight" 
 
I told him "fuck you, Your Honor, with all due respect 
but I'm not ratting out my buddies just to save my own neck 
we mail for a living; we ain't hurting nobody 
but If mailing is a crime than I'm the game's John Gotti"