Artist: MA Doom (Masta Ace + MF Doom)
Album:  MA_DOOM: Son of Yvonne
Song:   Slow Down
Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch

Party animal, back at the telly now
Katie and her best friend, turn off the celly now
Friend got big boobs, Katie got thick thighs
Put 'em both together and what a nice chick prize
Lookin in some sick eyes, light green, nice scene
Katie ass bustin out the seams on them tight jeans
(Damn Katie, damn, you lookin... god)
Alcohol flowin now, 'bout to get stink-faced
Katie say 'Here Ace, tell me how this drink taste'
Not bad, what's this, Sex on the Beach, yo?
Friend pulls out her boobs, that's what I reach fo'
Now I'm in a party mood, take a couple more swigs
Clothes start comin off, I'm about to score big
Katie start kissin and feelin on her girlfriend
That's when the room start spinnin like a whirlwind
Feel like I'ma hurl then, I fall face down
Not cool, dude, I'm nude from the waist down
Look up droolin, I feel like a asshole
Katie got my wallet, in her hand is my cash flow
Can't move a muscle now, somebody save me
This shit crazy, wonder what they gave me

Slow down
Don't think it really can't
Go down
It happens every day
It's a dirty game, are you sure you wanna play?
Finally got your money up, you sure you wanna pay?
Slow down
Don't think it really can't
Go down
It happens every day

Wake up at the hospital, guess I just came to
First I see Mister Cee, then I see Kane too
Then I see Jay-Z, Scoob Lover, Scrap and
All of them lookin like 'Ace, what happened?'
Usually my mind be sharp as a thumb tack
Maybe if I take a minute everything'll come back
(I don't even know what... Man... Was it...)
I know
I was with these two chicks sippin on a few licks
Everything was hummin right along like a new Six
Next thing I know I'm layin on the flo'
And it feel like they hit me in the head with a few bricks
Then the room just really start to spin bad
Then I knew this night was gon' end bad
When they found all the money in my gym bag
That's when I realized that I been had
They took the cash and both of them dashed out
After that, not sure, I musta passed out
Got damn, how stupid could I be?
Nurse, what's that you puttin in my IV?
'Don't worry, it's gon' help you rest, dear'
See her lips movin but her voice sound less clear

Slow down
Don't think it really can't
Go down
It happens every day
It's a dirty game, are you sure you wanna play?
Finally got your money up, you sure you wanna pay?
Hey, slow down
Don't think it really can't
Go down
It happens every day

The moral of the tale
Don't trust a cute face and a thin waist cause they all go to jail
Rappers go on tour
And many gon' score with a whore, that's for sure
But there's more who gon' fail
Think with your dicks, then add liquor to the mix
You could end up in the morgue on a scale
These girls ruthless, worse than the guys be
Act like they want your Pudding Pop, Bill Cosby
Waitin in the lobby with a little slick plan
Get up to the room and try and make a quick grand
Or maybe six grand if you leave your chains out
Her main thing is to bang your brains out
When you exhausted layin with your clothes off
She gon' wait till your stupid ass doze off

( *snoring, phone rings* )

- Hello?
- Yo
- Yeah, who this?
- Ace
- Yeah
- Kane man, Big Daddy Kane
- Oh what's up
  Oh
  What time is it?
- What's up man, we -
  Everybody's down in the lobby waitin for you man
  Why you delayin?
- Oh shit
  I had a dream man, I was
  Aw man I overslept
  What time is it?
  Oh
  Aight, uhm, everbody, Biz, everybody's down there?
- Yes everybody is in the lobby except Master Ace man
- Aw shit
- ( ? ) a long hot summer ( ? ) you better get it together man
- Aw man I apologize
  I'm gettin dressed now, I'ma be down there as soon as I can man
  We not gon' miss this flight man, I promise
- Alright hurry up man