Artist: 2 Live Crew Album: As Nasty as They Wanna Be Song: My Seven Bizzos Typed by: firstname.lastname@example.org [Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses.] My seven bizzos... Seven days, seven ways, that's too much... My seven bizzos... On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her I get all her money and, a-then I diss her On Tuesday there's Sareesa, she's my homeroom teacher She said, "After school, I would love to meet you!" I said "Bet!" with no regret Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney But they soon found out, and now they all believe 'Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave My seven bizzos...(2x) Seven days, seven ways, that's too much... My seven bizzos... On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark She done what I asked right from the start She got naked, then my dick got erected Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool 'Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth But me and her both know all the facts She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black My seven bizzos...(2x) Seven days, seven ways, that's too much... My seven bizzos... Yeahhh. On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger On Friday there's Frances, who likes to take chances When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick-teaser She knows what I like, and that's to please her On Saturday there's Susie, who likes my jacuzzi She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink She slobs on Bob while I play with the pink My seven bizzos...(2x) Seven days, seven ways, too much... My seven bizzos... On Sunday there's Connie, who fucks with slick Ronnie She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money She's always schemin' and hot like a demon I thought I came in her mouth, but I was only peein' Now all these hoes belong to one player A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor Now y'all ain't heard? You better go ask your mother That your sister's being dicked by Marquis, your brother My seven bizzos... Seven days, seven ways, too much... My seven bizzos... Yeahhh.