Artist: Eminem f/ Kendrick Lamar Album: The Marshall Mathers LP 2 Song: Love Game Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com [Eminem] Somethin's burnin, I can't figure out what (out what) It's either lust or a cloud of dust, judgment is clouded, must just be the powder from the power of {"LOVE"} but I'm in somethin I don't know how to get outta Left my girl in the house alone, IS THAT MY soon-to-be spouse's moan? And the further I walk, the louder Pause for a minute to make certain that's what I heard, cause after all this is her place so I give her the benefit of the doubt I think I might be about to - Busta-Bust her The thought's scary yo though and it hurts, BRACE Hope it ain't, "Here we go yo" cause my head already goes to worst CASE +Scenario+ though in the first PLACE (Aw, fuck) But you confirmed my +Low End Theory+ though Should've known when I made it all the way to +3rd Bass+ And that was only the first DATE, could've made it to home PLATE But you slid straight for the dome and dove face - first "No {*slurp*} you don't {*slurp*} under {*slurp*} stand {*slurp*} I {*slurp*} don't {*slurp*} do this for {*hic*} anyone {*hic*} ever" {*slurp*} Yeah that ain't what they all say, I'll say You can suck a softball through a straw, used to be my fiancée 'til you sucked on Wayne, André and Kanye LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e Polow da Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame! Guess I'm gettin my g-goddang Jigga on, eh? Cause your name I'm +Beyon'+ sayin But fuck it I'm movin on, you women are all cra'y But I'll probably always keep on playin the [Interlude: sample of Wayne Fontana & The Mindbreakers] "Game of love (love) love (love)" "La-la, la-la-la-love!" [Chorus: Kendrick Lamar] She doesn't love me, no she don't love me no more She hates my company, guess she don't love me no more I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door She screamed she loved me, like she never did before And I told her {"Go where you wanna, go do what you wanna do, I don't care"} And I told her {"Go where you wanna, go do what you wanna do, I don't care"} [Kendrick Lamar] I told that bitch - I'm a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick Suckin dick in your momma tub then your granny walked in Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water, he drowned like an abortion They booked you for manslaughter - you beat the case and I called ya {*beep*} "Sherane is not available now leave a message at the tone and Kendrick don't forget to buy two pair of those expensive heels, you little fuckin ferris wheel Fuckin spinnin on me, fuck you think we're gon' get married still? Fuckin Mary had a little lamb, this ain't no fairy tale Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin feel like you should fuckin beat it or fuckin eat it while I'm on my period Now have a blessed day~!" {*beep*} Bitch you serious? I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious why you ain't fuckin with me, you cut me deep as Cesarean You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman after the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin him His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem That's analogy and metaphor for you I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you This is me talkin cordial, yeah I got some home trainin That ain't what you like, ain't it? What about if I was famous as Marshall, would you give fellatio in the carpool? Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle Singin - "I hope she's good enough Meanwhile, you're chasin her" Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I'ma live with the [Interlude] [Chorus] [Eminem] So needless to say I'm feelin betrayed, snatch my house key off her keychain She jumps off Wee-Bey from "The Wire"'s dick now she's chasin me with a cheese grater Here goes that broken record cliché, it's all my fault anyway She's turnin the tables, I'm a beat-break She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ, each day is an instant replay They say what we display is symptomatic of attack beha- -vior, back together, but forgot today was her b-day She cut me off on the freeway Simple misunderstandin, but just as I went to slam on the brakes that's when I realized that she may be crazy as me, wait Bitch cut my fuckin brake line, stepped on them fuckers eight times, still goin 73 thank God there's an exit comin up, what the mother-F-U-C-K's wrong with her? Hit the off-ramp 'til I coasted to a gosh damn halt, hit a fuckin tree, now here she comes at full speed, she's racin at me, okay you wanna fuck with me, eh? Snatch the bitch out her car through the window, she's screamin I body slam her on the cement until the concrete gave And created a sinkhole, buried the stink hoe in it then paid to have the street re-paved! (The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state in a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave Guess I eventually caved though, cause she's layin next to me in bed DIRECTLY AIMIN A GAT AT MY HEAD! Woke up again and jumped up like "Fuck it, I've had it!" I'm checkin into rehab, I confess I'm a static addict I guess that's why I'm so clingy, every girl I've ever had either says I got too much baggage or I'm too fuckin dramatic Man what the fuck is the matter? I'm just a fuckin romantic I fuckin love you, you fuckin bitch! Combative, possessive In fact last time I was mad at an ex I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events I said "Hit the road" then after she left I sent that bitch a text that said "Be careful drivin, don't read this and have a accident," she glanced to look at it and wrecked! Too bad, thought we had a connect, no sense dwelling makes Never been a more compelling case than the model covered in L'Oréal and mace who fell from grace eleven stories for story telling while the whore was yelling rape 'til her vocal chords were swelling and her voice was more hoarser/horser than Tori Spelling's FACE! Still they swarm the gates of my fancy estates to greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace 'Less you're Andrea Yates don't ask me for a date, though you're late Well the sentiment's great - but wait, think there's been a mistake You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly cause of the game of {*tri-tone phone ring*} Wait, "Dinner at 8?" I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly cause of the [Interlude]